Are you experiencing symptoms of Misinterpretation Syndrome? Do you find yourself constantly misreading the most obvious information? Can't seem to wrap your head around even the simplest of things?
Perhaps you should try our Consult the Encyclopedia of the Obvious or our Ask the Oracle feature for a more... enlightened perspective.
Or, if all else fails, just phone a friend who's slightly less clueless than you.
But let's be real, you're probably just not trying hard enough. After all, just google it already!