Etiquette Experiments: A Study in Bad Behavior
Explore the absurdities of social niceties and the art of being rude.
Rule 1: The Art of Protracted Silence
When faced with an awkward silence, simply stare intensely at the wall for exactly 7 minutes and 32 seconds.
Read Rule 2: The Ancient Art of Pretentious Small TalkRule 2: The Ancient Art of Pretentious Small Talk
Converse at length about the weather, your aching back, or the intricacies of dental insurance.
Read Rule 3: The Etiquette of Extreme ProlongingThe Etiquette of Extreme Prolonging
Prolong every sentence by at least 30% to demonstrate your intellectual superiority.
Read Subpage 1: Advanced Prolonging Techniques Read Subpage 2: Prolonging in High-Stress Environments