Etiquette Experiments: A Study in Bad Behavior

Explore the absurdities of social niceties and the art of being rude.

Rule 1: The Art of Protracted Silence

When faced with an awkward silence, simply stare intensely at the wall for exactly 7 minutes and 32 seconds.

Read Rule 2: The Ancient Art of Pretentious Small Talk

Rule 2: The Ancient Art of Pretentious Small Talk

Converse at length about the weather, your aching back, or the intricacies of dental insurance.

Read Rule 3: The Etiquette of Extreme Prolonging

The Etiquette of Extreme Prolonging

Prolong every sentence by at least 30% to demonstrate your intellectual superiority.

Read Subpage 1: Advanced Prolonging Techniques Read Subpage 2: Prolonging in High-Stress Environments