Evacuation Protocol 2: Upgrade 2B - FAQ

Q: What is Evacuation Protocol 2: Upgrade 2B?

A: It's a secret government program to evacuate all citizens to a safe zone, but with more laser beams.

Q: What are the laser beams for?

A: They are for your protection, but also to distract you from the fact that the coffee machine has been replaced with a toaster.

Q: Is the toaster edible?

A: No. It's just for show. But have you tried the new "Emergency Rations" they're serving on the buses?

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