Route 2: Safety Second, Because First is a Myth

Warning: Proceed with Caution, or Not.

This route is not for the faint of heart, or the easily confused. You've heard the rumors about Route 1. We're not saying they're true, but let's just say it's a good thing we have a "Safety Second" policy here.

As you navigate the twists and turns of this route, keep your wits about you, and your seatbelts on. It's not all sunshine and rainbows, unless you're into that sorta thing.

For those who dare to venture forth, we recommend:

A map of the route, because you clearly need help

Route 2: Safety Second (ish) - Map Not to Scale, or at All

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