Route 4/7: The Quest for the Golden Toilet

Warning: This route is not for the faint of heart

As you journey through this winding path, you will encounter:

• Twisted turns that will make you question your life choices
• Unpredictable roadblocks that will leave you questioning your sanity
• A golden toilet that will grant you wisdom, but at a steep price

Sub-routes:

• Route 4/7/1: The Toilet's Lament
• Route 4/7/2: The Bends of Despair
• Route 4/7/3: The Sudden Onset of Terror

Proceed at your own risk. May the toilet be with you.