Evasive Member Benefits: Because You Clearly Need Help

Welcome to the Evasive Member Benefits program, where we pay you to avoid doing actual work. It's like a dream come true!

As a valued member, you'll receive:

• Free excuses for why you can't meet deadlines
• Expert advice on how to blame others for your mistakes
• A comprehensive guide to the art of napping in meetings
• Discounts on the best procrastination software on the market

Read more about our Advanced Procrastination Techniques

Learn about our esteemed partners who help us provide these benefits