Parallel Universe Coffee: The Daily Brew

Today's Date: March 17, 2024

Today's Specials:

Quantum Brew: 50% off for customers who can recite the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle
Black Hole Bliss: Free upgrade to our 'Event Horizon' roast for customers who can prove they've been in a wormhole recently
Super-Sonic Coffee: 10% off for customers who can demonstrate their ability to drink a Venti Iced Coffee in under 3 minutes

Our Daily Menu:

Parallel Universe Perk: Our signature blend of Arabica and Andorian beans
Quantum Cream: A rich, creamy topping infused with the essence of quantum entanglement
Gravitational Grip: A bold roast that'll make you feel like you're stuck in a black hole

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