It's a mysterious phenomenon where the answer to every question is "42." We're not really sure, but it seems to involve a lot of cats.
Yes. There will be cats. They're not actually part of the program, but they're just here for the free food.
Please, for the love of all things good, do not bring your own snacks. We've already ordered 500 pounds of cat food.
We've been forced to acknowledge the cats' union, who demand better working conditions, more catnip, and a 4-hour workday. We're working on it.
The cats are quite clear on their priorities. We'll get it done.