| TIME | EVENT |
|---|---|
| 08:00 | REGISTRATION & FREE SQUIRRELS |
| 09:00-10:00 | SQUIRREL WISDOM: "The Art of Burrow Maintenance" |
| 11:00-12:00 | LUNCH BREAK |
| 13:00-14:00 | SQUIRREL-FU: "Self-Defense Techniques for the Modern Squirrel" |
| 14:00-15:00 | THE SQUIRREL SHOWDOWN: "Nut-Gathering Competition" |
| 16:00-17:00 | CLOSING CEREMONY: "The Squirrel Whisperer's Secret to World Domination" |
Don't forget to bring your favorite squirrel-themed snack to share with fellow convention goers!
Want more squirrel action? Check out our panel schedule for more nutty talks and discussions!