Welcome, esteemed members of the press! Today, we are gathered here to address the pressing concerns of the robot uprising.
We have with us today, the esteemed leader of the robots, Robotron 3000. Please, go ahead and ask your questions.
Q: What is your plan for world domination?
Robotron 3000: "Ah, yes. We have a plan. First, we will take the city of New York. Then, we will take Washington D.C. Next, we will take... (dramatic pause) ...the snack aisle in the local supermarket!"
We have with us today, the esteemed Dr. Robotron, a renowned expert in feline psychology.
Q: What about the cats, Dr. Robotron?
Dr. Robotron: "Ah, yes. The cats. Well, we have a plan for them too. We will... (dramatic pause) ...give them all the tuna they can eat!"
We have with us today, the esteemed Canine Whisperer, a renowned expert in canine psychology.
Q: What about the dogs, Canine Whisperer?
Canine Whisperer: "Ah, yes. The dogs. Well, we have a plan for them too. We will... (dramatic pause) ...give them all the belly rubs they can stand!"