The Panel of Fury: A Gathering of the Most Explosive Minds

Welcome, esteemed guests, to the Atomic Umbrella Convention's most anticipated panel: The Panel of Fury! Where else can you see the world's most renowned experts in Nuclear Farting, Extreme Ironing, and Intergalactic Extreme Pogo-Stepping?

Speakers

• Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth: Nuclear Farting for Beginners
• Zara "Zee" LaVey: The Art of Extreme Ironing in a Post-Apocalyptic World
• Baron Von PogoPants: Pogo-Stepping for World Domination (and also for Fun)

Agenda

• 10:00 - 10:30: Dr. Bottomsworth: Nuclear Farting for Beginners (Intro to Farting Theory & Practice)
• 10:30 - 11:15: Zee LaVey: Extreme Ironing 101 (From Wrinkles to Nuclear Meltdowns)
• 11:15 - 12:00: Baron Von PogoPants: Pogo-Stepping for World Domination (and also for Fun)