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Frequently Asked Questions

What is The Black Hole Sweepstakes?

We're not entirely sure either. It's a mysterious phenomenon that's been observed to have a 90% success rate of making people question their life choices.

Is it a game, a lottery, or a form of cosmic roulette?

What are the rules?

Good luck figuring that out. We've got rules. We've got loopholes. We've got cosmic lawyers.

Do you have to be a physicist to participate?

No, but it helps. Just be prepared for existential dread.

Can I win?

Only if you're willing to risk your sanity.

How do I join?

Just show up. We'll be here when the fabric of space-time unravels.

Will you be responsible for my lost soul?

No, but our lawyers will.

What's the prize?

Immortality? A glimpse of the infinite? A good night's sleep?

Or maybe it's just a participation trophy.