Dear Bobinator Overlords,
It is with great reluctance that I submit my resignation, effective immediately. The lack of adequate coffee in the break room, the incompetence of my coworkers, and the soul-sucking tedium of my job have finally taken their toll.
I am leaving for a life of solitude and contemplation, where I may rediscover my passion for Extreme Ironing and other hobbies.
Yours sincerely (and with great relief),
Bobinator, Esquire
Bobinator Press Conference to be held at the local park bench at 3pm.
Bobinator Replacement Hiring Festival to be held next Thursday.