It's official: our CEO has finally left the building, and we're not even going to pretend like they're going to come back.
We're still trying to figure out where they're going, but rumors point to a luxurious island, a private jet, and a lifetime supply of free avocado toast.
Stay tuned for updates on the search for their replacement, and the inevitable office-wide game of "CEO Bingo" we'll be playing to find out who's next to take the reins.