Clairvoyance Conference 2024: Predicting the Obvious

Join us for our annual conference on predicting the obvious. Our speakers will be discussing the crystal ball-iest of topics, including:

• When the coffee shop will run out of coffee.
• That your coworkers will micromanage you.
• The exact date and time of the apocalypse.

Panel 1: The Future of Futility Panel 2: The Art of Not Being Wrong Panel 3: I Told You So

Don't miss out on the opportunity to be right about nothing! Register Now!