The Never-Ending Meeting: A Meeting That Never Ends

We're still meeting.

As of today.

We've been here for 5 hours and 32 minutes. And counting.

See Minutes of the Meeting View our Adjourning Plan (Updated Regularly)

Current Agenda:

1. Discuss the discussion from 3 hours ago
2. Review the minutes from 2 hours ago
3. Decide on the color scheme for the meeting room
4. Take a 10-minute break

Attendees:

• Sally Sudden-Decision-Maker
• Bob Bureaucrat
• Jane Jargon-Slinger
• John Jokester

Snack Break:

Free donuts in the break room. Help yourself.

Next Meeting:

Tomorrow. Same time. Same place. Same everything.