THE NEVER-ENDING MEETING

Meeting Minutes

Started: 3:00 PM, Never-Ending. Lasted: 3:00 PM, Never-Ending. (Sensing a pattern here...)

Attendance:

John Doe - Present (via video conference)
Jane Doe - Present (in-person)
The Coffee Machine - Refused to work (Again)

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Chair: John Doe

Has been chairing this meeting for 43 years and 7 months.