Join us for an evening of forced conviviality and artificial camaraderie. Bring a dish to share, but don't expect anyone to talk to you.
RSVP to let us know you're coming, but don't be surprised if we don't respond. We're busy being alone.
Location: The Abandoned Warehouse on 5th and Pine. Just look for the "Help Wanted" sign with the scribbled-out name.
Time: When you get there. We're not really sure what time it is.
Attire: Whatever you feel like wearing. We won't judge you, but we will secretly judge you in our heads.
Bring Your Own Awkwardness Expect Nothing from No One Take Your Own Plate Home