THE EIFFEL TOWER TAKEDOWN

AN EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION

By: Pierre LaRouche, Special Correspondent

PARIS, FRANCE - In a shocking turn of events, the Eiffel Tower has been taken over by a group of rogue squirrels.

According to eyewitnesses, the tower's new occupants are demanding better acorn supplies and more efficient elevator service.

When questioned about the takeover, a spokesperson for the squirrels stated, "We will not be silenced! We will not be ignored!"

As the standoff continues, tourists are being redirected to the nearby Arc de Triomphe, where they can still enjoy a beautiful view of the city.

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