Welcome, traveler, to the infinite loop of scrolling.
You've been here before, but you're not sure how you got here.
Or how you'll get out.
Try to scroll up, but the top is just an illusion.
Try to scroll down, but the bottom is just a rumor.
Or maybe just close your eyes and pretend it's a never-ending elevator music video.
Attend the Parallax Party for a chance to meet other trapped souls.
Solve the mystery of the eternal scroll.