Hamster Fest 2023: Where the Whiskers Are Wild and the Fun is Free!

Join us for a weekend of hamster-themed revelry, featuring:

The Great Hamster Hunt - Test your skills against the clock and our team of expert hamster wranglers!
The Hamster Costume Contest - Show off your most creative hamster-inspired outfit and win prizes!
The Hamster Petting Zone - Get up close and personal with our furry friends and learn about hamster care and adoption!
The Hamster Eatery - Enjoy a selection of hamster-themed treats and drinks, all made with love and whiskers!

Don't miss out on the fun! Buy your tickets now and get ready to go wild for the whiskers!

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