Hoppy Hour: The Internet's Most Anticipated Event (Not That Anyone's Attending)

Join us for an evening of excessive consumption of hops, an evening of questionable decisions, and an experience that will leave you wondering why you ever bothered.

Enjoy an array of exotic beers, craft beers, and beers with craft beer's cousins (the weird, experimental stuff that nobody orders)

We're open 6pm-10pm (ish), but honestly, it's not like we need your attendance to make it a thing.

Don't forget to wear your finest 'I just rolled out of bed' attire, because that's all we care about.

Hyperlinks:

• Beer Menu - A list of beers that will give you a headache
• Beer Trivia - A quiz that will make you realize you know nothing about beer
• Beer Games - Because what's more fun than drinking and pretending to care?
• Beer Music - An eclectic mix of tunes that will make you wonder how music became a thing