JAKE'S JETPACKS INTO THE UNKNOWN
Upcoming Events:
Jakes' 50th Birthday Celebration
A party so big, it'll need its own orbit!
Jakes' Annual Chaos, Chaos, Chaos Concert
The only concert where the opening act is a 5-alarm fire drill
Jakes' Intergalactic Baking Competition
Baking in space is hard, but Jakes makes it look easy (or so he claims)
Past Events:
Jakes' Spaghetti Tasting Party
The world's longest spaghetti dinner party, where every guest brought a plate
Jakes' Annual Jumping into the Shark-Infested Waters
A tradition as old as Jakes himself, but not as old as Jakes' jetpack
Jakes' Quantum Levitation Workshop
A workshop where Jakes teaches you how to levitate your socks