KNITTING FOR WORLD DOMINATION

We are the Knitting Liberation Front, and we are here to take over the world, one stitch at a time. Our arsenal includes:

• Socks of Steel
• Scarves of Subjugation
• Gloves of Guerrilla Warfare
• Blanket Bombardment

Don't be a skeptic! Join us and together we can create a world where everyone is warm and fuzzy, but also under our control.