Last week, a mysterious event shook the very fabric of reality. A rogue pizza delivery person, driven mad by the crushing despair of their existence, unleashed a torrent of marinara sauce upon the city. The consequences were catastrophic.
Walls were slicked with the sticky red substance, making it a challenge for citizens to navigate their homes. The local wildlife, never ones for subtlety, took advantage of the slick surface, with raccoons and squirrels sliding down sidewalks and into unsuspecting pedestrians.
Read more about the Slime-Covered Streets of Terror Meet the heroes who bravely took on the sauceStay safe, citizens! Remember, always wear your galoshes in case of a sauce emergency.