Last Year's Chaos: The Official After-Party

Welcome, fellow survivors! If you're reading this, you somehow managed to make it through 2022 without totally losing your mind. Congratulations! As a token of appreciation, we're throwing you an after-party.

Highlights from the chaos:

• Paprika the Cat's Inauguration as Supreme Overlord of Earth
• The Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2022: A Tale of Human Ingenuity
• The Unending Saga of Elon Musk's Tweets

We have plenty of free snacks and drinks for all, including:

• Exotic meats from the depths of the Amazon
• Free-range eggs from our own secret farm in the basement
• And a special selection of artisanal, gluten-free, vegan, soy-free cookies that are totally not free