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Chaos Theory Panelists - Last Year's Chaos
Chaos Theory Panelists
Meet the experts who brought you last year's chaos!
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Dr. Emmet T. Fury, Ph.D.
Dr. Emmet T. Fury is a renowned expert in... well, chaos theory. He's written several books on the subject, but they all got lost in the chaos.
Zorvath 9000, MA
Zorvath 9000 is an expert in... actually, he's just a guy with a lot of 9000s. But he's also a expert in chaos, so it all works out.
Lady Valtira, Esq.
Lady Valtira is a lawyer specializing in the fine art of making excuses for why the apocalypse didn't happen. Yet.