Nap Olympics: 24-Hour Video Game Marathon FAQ

Q: What is the Nap Olympics?

A: It's an event where contestants compete to see who can nap the longest while playing video games. It's like a normal Olympics, but with more pillows and less actual athletic skill.

Q: What are the events?

A: We have the 100m nap dash, the high jump (onto the bed), and the marathon gaming session (where you can't get off the couch).

Q: Can I participate?

A: Yes, but don't expect a participation trophy, because that would just give you false hope. We're not awarding medals, only the satisfaction of knowing you've survived 24 hours without sleep while playing video games.

Q: What are the rules?

A: Rule 1: You must play video games for at least 24 hours straight. Rule 2: You can't leave the premises. Rule 3: You can only eat pizza and energy drinks. Rule 4: Don't bother trying to get help, you're on your own.

Q: What if I need to use the bathroom?

A: We have a strict no-pee policy. You'll just have to go in your pants like a civilized human being. Don't worry, it's good for character building.

Q: Can I bring a friend?

A: Only if they're also competing. Otherwise, it's a lonely, sleep-deprived existence for you.

See also: Rules, Events