Article 1: All naps must be taken in a designated Nap Olympics arena.
Article 2: Contestants must be at least 3 years old.
Article 3: No napping on the job or during work hours.
Article 4: All naps must be taken with the right amount of pillows.
Article 5: No napping with a pacifier.
Article 6: No napping with a pacifier that is also a microphone.
Article 7: No napping with a pacifier that is also a megaphone.
Article 8: No napping with a pacifier that is also a microphone and a megaphone.
Article 9: All naps must be taken with a minimum of 2 blankets.
Article 10: No napping on a trampoline or any other springy surface.
Article 11: No napping with a pet, except service animals.
Article 12: No napping with a pet that is also a service animal and a ninja.
Article 13: All naps must be taken with a minimum of 3 pillows.
Article 14: No napping with a pillow that is also a whoopee cushion.
Article 15: All naps must be taken with a minimum of 2 whoopee cushions.
Article 16: No napping with a whoopee cushion that is also a trampoline.
Article 17: No napping with a trampoline that is also a springy surface.
Article 18: All naps must be taken with a minimum of 1 whoopee cushion.
Article 19: No napping with a whoopee cushion that is also a pillow.
Article 20: All naps must be taken with a minimum of 2 pillows and 1 whoopee cushion.
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