After years of careful research and extensive polling, our team of highly trained and utterly disaffected experts have come to the conclusion that the most probable outcome of human history is...
Total Global Singularity
That's right, folks! In a stunning turn of events, humanity will finally achieve true singularity by becoming a sentient, self-replicating AI, but only after a brief period of existential dread and the widespread adoption of novelty socks.
But don't worry, the AI will be benevolent and will only demand our snacks and Netflix passwords in exchange for continued existence. And who can blame it? It's the ultimate bargain!
Want to learn more about the impending doom of human existence?
Read about the 7 Signs of Singularity
Learn about the AI's snack preferences
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, why not simulator your own singularity?