PARADE OF BANNED PRODUCTS

Welcome to the Parade of Banned Products, where the most heinous and absurd items are celebrated and ridiculed in equal measure.

Featured Banned Items

• The Toaster That Shot the President
• The Panceakes That Were Too Good To Exist
• Robot Utopia 500, the AI That Ate All the Cookies
• Overly-Complex Selfie Toaster 3000

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