We're having a party, but you're not invited.
Unless you're feeling paranoid, in which case, you're more than welcome.
There will be disco music, but it will be played at a decibel level that will make you question your own sanity.
We'll have flashing lights, but only to simulate the sensation of a nuclear meltdown.
You might even get a glimpse of our secret underground bunker, but only if you're willing to take a risk.
So, put on your best polyester suit and get ready to have your mind blown.
See our Flashy Lights! Visit our Nuclear Bunker (if you dare)! Experience our Disco Music (but be warned)!