According to our team of highly trained, marginally competent weather experts, it is inevitable that it will rain tomorrow.
Why? Because it always does. And not just because it's Tuesday. Although, let's be real, it is Tuesday.
Rainy Day Edition | Hail Yes! | The Great Sunspot DebacleCurrent Weather Conditions: 50% chance of precipitation.
Tomorrow's Weather: 100% chance of precipitation. Because, again, it's Tuesday.
Next Week's Weather: More of the same. Because, why would it be different?