Riot Peacekeeping: Because Who Needs Actual Peace?

Join us for our expertly trained squad of highly skilled, highly caffeinated peacekeepers. We'll take care of all your conflict resolution needs with our patented brand of chaos.

Our team is equipped with:

• Highly trained, ex-military personnel with a penchant for loud noises and awkward silences
• State-of-the-art, top-secret, totally-not-actual-riot-gear
• A 100% guaranteed, no-questions-asked 100% chance of things going wrong