The Sausage-nami Challenge: A Taste of Desperation

Warning: the Sausage-nami Challenge is not for the faint of heart. It's a culinary gauntlet of unending despair, where sausages are thrown at you faster than you can say "bratwurst."

Objective: survive 5 sausages, each one more bewildering than the last.

Rules:

• No using a knife or fork.
• No hiding behind a nearby chair.
• No blaming the chef.

Progress: 1/5

Current Sausage: Level 1: The Mild Sausage

Next Sausage: Level 2: The Spicy Sausage

Previous Sausages:

• Level 0: The Gentle Sausage

Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor.