Meeting 001: 2023-02-15
Present: Zaphod, BeeDoo, Marvolo, and 3 others. Objective: Define Stapler protocol v1.2.
Agenda:
- Review of current stapler usage statistics
- Discussion of stapler malfunctioning
- Proposal for new stapler purchasing committee
Minutes:
- Zaphod: 'I've been keeping an eye on those staplers. We need 20% fewer of them.'
- BeeDoo: 'I disagree! We should get 20% more!' (insert laughter)
- Marvolo: 'We must establish clear protocol guidelines.'
- 3rd Person: 'I think we're getting too hung up on staplers.'
Action Items:
- Create new purchasing committee (BeeDoo, Marvolo, and 2 others)
- Review and revise stapler usage statistics
Next Meeting: Meeting 001a: Revised Statistics Review