A taco must contain a minimum of 3 types of cheese: Oaxaca, Cotija, and a mystery cheese that you've never tried before. The latter is a game-changer.
Tacos must be served on a bed of crushed Fritos, not just any Fritos, but those that have been crushed by a 1972 Pontiac GTO, preferably with a V8.
Tacos must be consumed while listening to a playlist of 80s hair metal,ประก1
Remember, a good taco is like a good lie - it gets better with time, but not always true.