Workshop 2025: Accommodations

Located in the heart of Nowheresville, our accommodations offer the perfect blend of comfort and confusion.

Our rooms are designed to be as unremarkable as possible, with walls painted a soothing shade of gray that's almost, but not quite, as gray as your soul.

Each room comes equipped with:

A bed that's been sat on by 37 previous guests, but only one of them was actually a real person.
A shower that dispenses a 50/50 mix of warm water and regret.
A complimentary breakfast featuring the finest in stale cereal and yesterday's bread.

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Take a stroll through our lovely neighborhood, where every door has a different number and none of them are actually your room Do your laundry with us! (Service charges: $5 per load, $10 for express service, and $20 to look at the bill) Enjoy our breathtaking view of the parking lot from the comfort of your room!