Our team of expert entanglement safety specialists has deemed it absolutely essential to avoid all forms of feline-related entanglement at all costs. This includes, but is not limited to, petting, feeding, or simply gazing lovingly at our feline overlords.
Learn more about our Feline Entanglement Awareness Day celebrations.We cannot stress this enough: the use of the word "maybe" in any context related to entanglement is strictly forbidden. This includes, but is not limited to, responses to questions like "Will I get tangled in the laundry basket?" or "Do you think it's safe to wear these shoes?"
Download our comprehensive Entanglement Safety Manual for more information.Our interns are highly trained and highly caffeinated, but they are not, repeat NOT, qualified to assess the risks of entanglement. Do not, under any circumstances, rely on their judgment when it comes to matters of entanglement.
Learn more about our talented but slightly questionable team of interns.Stay entanglement-safe with us! Join us at the Entanglement Safety Workshop 2025 for a comprehensive, hilarious, and occasionally terrifying experience.
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