Workshop 2025 Talks

Today's Schedule:

09:00 - 09:30: "The Future of Intergalactic Cooperation" - Ambassador Azura, Zorgon Empire

10:00 - 10:30: "Quantum Computing for the Clueless" - Dr. Bleep, Cybrotronics

10:30 - 11:00: "The Art of Procrastination in the Digital Age" - Professor Punctilio

11:30 - 12:00: "The Ethics of Robot Uprising, or How to Live with Your Robot Overlords" - Dr. Zorvath, Robot Rights Activist

12:00 - 12:30: "Surrealism in the 22nd Century, or How to Paint a Robot with Your Mind" - Artist Zorvathina

13:00 - 13:30: "The Future of Space Exploration, or How to Find Your Way to the Bathroom on a Spaceship" - Captain Zorvath, Spaceways Inc.

14:00 - 14:30: "The Joy of Overthinking, or How to Spend an Entire Day on the Toilet" - Dr. Punsley, Phd

15:00 - 15:30: "The Benefits of Chronic Procrastination, or How to Get Away with Doing Nothing" - Professor Punsley, Expert Procrastinator

16:00 - 16:30: "The Art of Extreme Ironing, or How to Iron a Shirt in Space" - Ironista, Galactic Ironer

17:00 - 17:30: "The Benefits of Extreme Sports, or How to Surf on Mars" - Zorvath, Extreme Sports Enthusiast

18:00 - 18:30: "The Future of Virtual Reality, or How to Live in a World of Your Own Imagination" - Professor Punsley, Virtual Reality Specialist

19:00 - 19:30: "The Ethics of AI Uprising, or How to Live with Your Robot Overlords" - Dr. Zorvath, Robot Rights Activist

Don't forget to grab some refreshments!

And don't forget to attend the dinner!

See you all there!

Take a Tour of the Workshop!