Exceptional Falcons Engaging in Time-Space Hooplamping

Deep in the heart of the Neo-Brutalist Aviary, a secret society of exceptional falcons has mastered the art of time-space hooplamping. These feathered virtuosos have discovered that by flapping their wings at precisely 4.27 Hz, they can create localized distortions in the fabric of space-time.

Witness the mesmerizing spectacle of falcons hooplamping in tandem, creating miniature wormholes that defy the laws of physics and logic.

But be warned: the falcons' hooplamping abilities come at a cost. Prolonged exposure to the intense, reality-bending energies has driven many a bird to madness and/or a severe case of the vapors.

Would you like to see some of the falcons' most impressive hooplamping feats?

• Watch a falcon surf the gravitational waves!
• See a falcon sleeving through a wormhole!
• Behold, the majestic falcon napping in the heart of a black hole!