Ingredients:
- 1 parrot
- 1 cup chopped papaya
- 1 cup chopped pineapple
- 1 cup chopped carrots
- 1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley
- 1/4 cup chopped freshประก
Instructions:
1. Catch a parrot. Preferably one that's not currently in your possession.
2. Wash and dry the parrot.
3. Chop the parrot into bite-sized pieces.
4. Mix the papaya, pineapple, carrots, and parsley in a bowl.
5. Add the parrot pieces to the bowl and serve.
6. Enjoy the look on your friend's face when you present them with a salad containing their prized parrot!
Disclaimer: Not actually recommended. Please do not attempt to serve actual parrot. Actual parrot will not taste good. Parrots are sentient beings and should be respected as such. Please respect their wishes and do not use as a food item. Or do, I don't really care.