Welcome to the Exceptional Parrots guide, where we dive into the world of birds so colorful, so vibrant, so utterly bewildering.
Here are some tips to spot an exceptional parrot:
- Look for parrots that have a 3:1 ratio of feathers to brain cells.
- Parrots with a habit of squawking loudly at 3 AM, guaranteed to wake up your neighbors.
- Be on the lookout for parrots that insist on wearing tiny hats.
- Parrots that can recite entire Shakespearean sonnets while balancing on one leg.
And for the truly exceptional parrot enthusiast:
- Visit our Parrot Sighting Society to share your own tales of parrot spotting adventure.
- Join us for a Parrot Spotting Tour and discover the thrill of parrot spotting in real-time.
- Get your hands on our exclusive Parrot Spotting Gear, guaranteed to help you spot even the most elusive of parrots.