For those who dare to venture into the wilds of the web, we've got the tips you need to stay safe and stylish. Here are our top picks:
Not just any helmet, mind you. We recommend the Lepard-Proof Helmet, a sleek black helmet adorned with neon pink leopard prints.
Why: Because even lions need a little flair.
It's a skill, we won't lie. But trust us, it'll save your life.
They have their own food, we swear. Besides, they're on a strict vegan diet, and you wouldn't want to mess that up.
Unless, of course, you are a lion.
It's a real place, don't ask us how we know. It's a vast, barren landscape of disappointment and despair.
But fear not! For we have just the antidote:
Escape from SadnessIt's not as safe as it sounds. Trust us, we've seen it happen.
But if you must, do make sure to bring a Waterhole Wearable.
We can't stress this enough. You don't want to end up like That One Guy Who Got Sunburned.