Exceptional Exception Recipe #6: The Soufflé of Despair
A Recipe for the Utterly Hopeless
In a world where nothing goes right, sometimes the only thing that's worse than a soufflé that falls is the hope that it might rise.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup despair
- 1/2 cup disappointment
- 1/4 cup desperation
- 1 egg, beaten
- 1/2 cup shattered dreams
Instructions:
- Mix despair and disappointment in a bowl until well combined.
- Add desperation and beaten egg to the mixture, stirring until a smooth paste forms.
- Pour the mixture into a soufflé dish and bake at 400°F for precisely 17 minutes, or until the soufflé is as flat and lifeless as your hopes and dreams.
Serving Suggestions:
- Serve as a side dish to your failed relationships, crushed ambitions, and shattered expectations.
- Use as a topping for your favorite disappointment salad.
Proceed to Exceptional Exception Recipe #7: The Sushi of Disillusionment