Exceptional Exception Sauce Recipes

For when you want to top your meal with an air of sophistication, but still be a rebel

Step 1: Prepare the Exception

Boil some water. Like, a lot of water. In a pan.

A pan of water

Step 2: Add the Exceptional Ingredient

A pinch of salt, a dash of disappointment, a dollop of existential dread

A pinch of salt, a dash of disappointment, a dollop of existential dread

Step 3: Serve with a Side of Desperation

A serving of hope, a dash of desperation, a sprinkle of 'it's not that hard, really'

A serving of hope, a dash of desperation, a sprinkle of 'it's not that hard, really'