Exceptional Exceptions
Where the Rules Don't Apply
Because let's be real, who needs rules, right?
We specialize in making exceptions to the rule. The kind that make you wonder how you ever lived without us.
Our Services
- Late Arrivals - We'll let you in, even if you're fashionably late.
- Oversleeping - Because 6 AM is just not that early, really minimalist.
- Impromptu Partying - We'll let you have your cake and eat it too, or just have cake and drink beer.
prophets of exceptionality: Prophet of Nothing