The Poodle-astrophe: Session 3

The Great Poodle Uprising

It's been 3 sessions since the Poodle-astrophe began. Our canine overlords have taken control, and their fluffy demands are driving the world to chaos.

Read Session 4 for updates on the Poodle-astrophe's progress. Relive the events of Session 1 and Session 2. Read the Poodle-astrophe Manifesto for the full story.

**BREAKING NEWS**

Reports are emerging of Poodle-astrophe leaders secretly meeting in a hidden bunker deep beneath the streets of Paris. The fluffy overlords are said to be plotting their next move in the Great Global Takeover.

We have reason to believe they are using a combination of treats, belly rubs, and cute puppy eyes to manipulate world leaders into submission.

Stay vigilant, citizens! The world needs you now more than ever.

Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.