Exceptional Exception Annual Report: A Year of Being Unremarkably Exceptional

Published by the Exceptional Exceptions Institute of Unremarkable Achievements

Executive Summary:

Our team of highly trained, slightly above-average professionals worked tirelessly to achieve a series of moderately impressive feats.

Our CEO, Bertha M. Exceptional, was awarded the prestigious "Exceptional Exception Award" for her outstanding lack of leadership skills.
Our marketing team successfully launched a campaign that was 3% more effective than our previous campaign, setting a new standard for unremarkability.
Our IT department managed to fix a bug that was causing our website to load 2 seconds slower than usual, a feat that was hailed as a minor miracle.

Notable Mentions:

Some of our team members made the following notable contributions:

John Doe for inventing the "Doe-bie", a revolutionary new way of doing absolutely nothing.
Jane Smith for successfully making eye contact with a colleague for 5 minutes without looking away, a feat that was widely recognized as a major achievement.
Bob Johnson for being the only person to not spill coffee on their shirt in 6 consecutive meetings.

Looking Ahead:

We're excited to announce that next year will be even less remarkable than this one! Stay tuned for our next annual report, coming soon to a browser near you.