Exceptional Silence FAQ

Q: What is exceptional silence?

A: It's when your aunt's parrot won't stop yelling "PIGS!" at 3am.

Q: How do I achieve exceptional silence in my home?

A: Call a team of highly trained, heavily armed, and expertly disguised ninja warriors to take care of the parrot. (Link to: Exceptional Silence Solutions)

Q: Can I use exceptional silence as a form of self defense?

A: Only if you have an arsenal of earplugs, a hazmat suit, and a team of highly trained, heavily armed, and expertly disguised ninja warriors on speed-dial. (Link to: Exceptional Silence Self Defense)

Q: Is exceptional silence a viable excuse to get out of work?

A: Not if you have a job that involves actually doing work. (Link to: Exceptional Silence Employment Law)